So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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