In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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