You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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