Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
