If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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