I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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