I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize
