I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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