My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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