if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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