And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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