He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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