No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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