PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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