Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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