a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
i think i just lost a toe
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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