But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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