I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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