we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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