I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm like, not good at living.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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