I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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