White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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