all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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