I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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