i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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