i already hear my dad disowning me
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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