I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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