Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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