Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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