We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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