Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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