he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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