SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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