I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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