i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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