Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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