I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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