Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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