your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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