i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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