so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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