I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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