Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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