I think my vagina is haunted
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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