we have pet lesbian snakes
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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