My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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