I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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