just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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