Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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