i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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