Dual....:-)
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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