Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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