I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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