your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Duck Duck Cougar?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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