Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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