Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just google imaged poop.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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