she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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