Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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