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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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