No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
