grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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