i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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