ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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